We-Vibe 3

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We-Vibe 3

It is hard to write about a toy you don’t use, however I have chosen to do so just to share our experience with it.

This toy has been in our toy drawer for some time now. It is not a favourite of my OH as she finds it uncomfortable to insert it and have room for me to also fit in. The other issue is the clitoris vibrating end doesn’t touch her in a pleasurable way. My OH prefers a bullet style or rabbit style on this part of her.
We have tried using this a couple of times but never had any success with it. The toy is very quiet when in use.
We have used it when she is on her back and I’m on my side, my OH likes me to stimulate her g spot with my finger whilst I’m inside her in this position. So I have used the we vibe here instead of my finger and I hold on to the other end as she doesn’t like that end. This is okay but certainly not a favourite. I can stimulate her g spot better with my finger than with the we vibe, mainly because I can feel what my finger is touching.
It can be paired to your phone via Bluetooth or with the remote that comes with it. It can only be paired to one device at a time. I don’t use my phone while being passionate with my OH so the remote it is for us.
It is easy to charge and comes in a storage case. It has a remote to control the speed and settings. It is waterproof and is made of silicone.

Score out of 10 = 4

Recommendation: consider what your body enjoys with stimulation before adding it to your consideration wish list.

VIBRATIONS: 8 = strong

LOUDNESS: 2 = so soft you wouldn’t know it’s on behind closed doors.

COMFORT: 3 = my OH found it uncomfortable to use.

QUALITY: 10 = it is made of body safe material and will last a long time.

HER ORGASM: 0 = it was too uncomfortable to use and orgasm.

MY ORGASM: 0 = it was too awkward to squeeze on in with it and enjoy the pleasures of my OH.

LUBE: water based lube

VALUE: We paid $99.95 AUD on a sale = reasonable.

(we bought this from an online store).

This toy is not sold in many stores as it has being upgraded by newer versions, you can buy these from:

https://t.cfjump.com/36076/t/29682?Url=

This review is based on my opinion. In no way am I affilated with the company that makes it, nor was I paid in any way for this review.

We-Vibe Tango 2

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We-Vibe Tango 2

This toy had been on our wish list for a while. So long in fact that they had brought out an updated version which is the one we bought.
Our current favourite bullet is battery powered. Wanting to upgrade it before the toy wears out, I saw a sale on these and decided lets go for it.
After charging it and then waiting for the OH to get home for us to use it, I played through the settings. My OH prefers straight vibrations instead of varying speeds. And this toy has it all, easy to cycle through the settings. I could feel the power in this toy and thought WOW this has some kick to it.
When the time came to try it out I passed it to my OH. She turned it on and set it to the slowest speed to start with. Then when she positioned it to excite her clit, she couldn’t believe how powerful it was. Unfortunately, this was a problem. She said to me that she considered herself to be a power queen but this is just too much power at her fingers and it feels so hard on her cute little bud (my description) that it hurts. Bugger….
I tried to insulate the back part of it with some rubber from an old penis ring to see if it that helped with holding it, but it still didn’t help with the hardness she felt on her clit. She just said it is too much power for this power queen. She has met her match.
From here we went back to her favourite bullet and the search continues for a rechargeable bullet to replace this one….

It is a high quality toy made of body safe plastic. Ensure to use a water-based lubrication with this toy.

Score out of 10 = 5

Recommendation: we recommend this for anyone who doesn’t mind hard strong vibrations based on our experience. It is easy to use and charge. Add it to your consideration wish list.

VIBRATIONS: 10 = super strong

LOUDNESS: 2 = so soft you wouldn’t know it’s on behind closed doors.

COMFORT: 4 = it is hard to hold with the strong vibrations.

QUALITY: 10 = it is made of body safe material and will last a long time.

HER ORGASM: 0 = it was too powerful to use.

MY ORGASM: 0 = it was too powerful to use.

LUBE: water based lube

VALUE: We paid $69.95 AUD on a sale = very reasonable.

(we bought this from an online store).

You can buy one from:

https://t.cfjump.com/36076/t/29682?Url=

This review is based on my opinion. In no way am I affilated with the company that makes it, nor was I paid in any way for this postive review.

Lovehoney Wand

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Lovehoney desire wand- rechargeable

The best parts we like about this wand are:

“Power” the vibrations are strong and felt deep within. My OH considers herself to be a Power Queen, and she just loved this.

“Rechargeable” there is nothing better than never having to buy batteries all the time. We have toys that don’t get much use as they need batteries.

“Quality” this is a high quality toy, it is on the expensive side but certainly one to put on your consideration list.

The head measures 8″ circumference, which is larger than most attachments that are sold for wands (most wands are 7.5″). I’m not sure if this extra 1/2″ means the attachments available for wands won’t fit it. If you just want a wand for external clitoral vibrations, than having no attachments won’t be an issue. However if you want more out of your wand by using additional adapters to get a fuller experience, than this will be something to consider.

Noise, we all want to enjoy ourselves without others in the house hearing what is going on. This toy is advertised as being quieter than most other wands, however we don’t own other wands to compare the noise level. We can say, that on the low vibration setting, it is no louder than some of our bullet vibes, although we did find it to be slightly audible from the other side of our door when it is on maximum vibration. However some soft music or the sound of a television would be enough to hide the sound of this toy. A small downside of having a powerful toy.

The toy is fairly long, at 13.5″ it just fits in my toy drawer on an angle. It also fills the drawer not leaving much room for the other toys we own. I may end up finding a new place to store it. Just concerned that the harder it is to reach during a moment of passion then the less likely it is to be used.

The weight of the wand is noticeable. This is one of my OH’s biggest concerns. My OH found it hard to hold it in place and not get a sore arm during its use.

Overall we loved the wand, the weight will be the biggest issue determining how many times we use it. The powerful vibrations is the main draw card in it’s favour.

Score out of 10 = 8

Recommendation: we recommend this for anyone based on our experience. It is easy to use, slightly heavy. Consider adding it to your wish list.

VIBRATIONS: N/A = Doesn’t vibrate

LOUDNESS: 5 = slightly audible on high power setting.

COMFORT: 7 = it is heavy to hold for a long time.

QUALITY: 10 = it is made of body safe material and will last a long time.

HER ORGASM: 8 = my OH had a strong orgasm.

MY ORGASM: 7 = I could feel the vibrations from it but it is not something I would use on myself.

LUBE: Apply water base lube to the top of the head.

VALUE: We paid $220 AUD = expensive (average price of a wand) but a high quality toy.

(we bought this from an online store).

You can buy one from:

https://t.cfjump.com/36076/t/29682?Url=

This review is based on my opinion. In no way am I affilated with the company that makes it, nor was I paid in any way for this postive review.

Fatboy slim extender

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Fatboy slim standard penis extender

I recently surprised my OH with an extender. I let her feel it in her fingers first. She was shocked at how soft it felt. She was a little bit concerned about it being uncomfortable.
To put it on is easy. Just peel it back a bit and insert your slightly lubed erection. Then peel it back over your penis and slide the ball loop behind your testicles. Then make sure to apply plenty of lube to the outside of the sleeve to ensure it slides smoothly for your partner.
When we started to use it, her first reaction was wow it feels so great. Parts of her that don’t usually get touched during intercourse were now constantly being pleasured due to the extra circumference the sleeve gives. It wasn’t long until she was asking me to go hard as she was loving this sleeve.
For me it felt odd to start with as i felt it was trying to push me out of her. After a few slow strokes this feeling passed and I was enjoying the new feelings of the sleeve and the constant pressure around my shaft. As I felt myself getting close to the O, I just slowed down my pace and the sleeve helps with taking away some of the sensations.
We tried a few different positions whilst using the sleeve, some of them my OH had to direct my erection into the right place as I was hopelessly missing the entrance.
When we both came it was very enjoyable for us both. My OH came first and I came just after her.
The sleeve fits 6″ or less erections and will add about a 1/2″ to your circumference. They are Phthalate free, do not contain latex. The real-feel SilaSkin material gives amazing sensations, and can be warmed before use. Ensure to use a water-based lubrication. Cleaning the Fat Boy is easy with antibacterial sex toy cleaner, water and soap. Then dry it out.

Score out of 10 = 10

Recommendation: we highly recommend this for anyone based on our experience. It is easy to use, feels great. Add it to your must have wish list.

VIBRATIONS: N/A = Doesn’t vibrate

LOUDNESS: 0 = just the sounds of lovemaking to be heard here.

COMFORT: 10 = it is comfortable and feels great for both partners.

QUALITY: 10 = it is made of body safe material and will last a long time.

HER ORGASM: 10 = the positions and the stronger thrusts were a winner.

MY ORGASM: 10 = the ability to slow down but maintain her pleasure was a winner. To also be able to thrust hard and not get to close to coming is fantastic. The pleasure I felt was great.

LUBE: Apply to your erection and to the outside of the sleeve.

VALUE: We paid $29.95 AUD on a sale = very reasonable.

(we bought this from an online store).

You can buy one from:

https://t.cfjump.com/36076/t/29682?Url=

This review is based on my opinion. In no way am I affilated with the company that makes it, nor was I paid in any way for this postive review.

Sportsheet Bedroom Door Jam kit

We have always talked about installing a sex swing from the ceiling in the bedroom. It is something we have wanted but never actually went ahead with as we didn’t know how to explain a massive hook in the ceiling. As our bedroom isn’t huge the space to use it is also limited.

When I decided to try a door sex swing, I thought it would be similar to what I thought a ceiling swing would be like. The feeling of weightlessness, the many positions possible and the easy access to my wife and the hope that this would become a regular toy in our toy box. I now believe that I was wrong.

I set it up on the door and tried to get in it myself before my wife got home, just to see how easy it is. Well that was a difficult experience. You need a lot of core and leg strength to get in it. No problem, I will just make sure I help my wife in to it, since I now know the drama she will also experience.

Well even with help this is a difficult task. It takes away from the joy of the act you are about to have. Certainly a mood killer. Once my wife was finally in it, I decided to go down on her and let my tongue do some magical things to her. Well this was an impossible task. She needs to lean back and legs up and out to allow me access. But with a door hard against her back it results in her nearly coming of the seat of the swing. It didn’t take long for her to tell me that there is no enjoyment to be had in this position.
Next we thought we would try to have sex. Again the issue of the hard door on her back made it nearly impossible. The sliding off the seat and the thrusting into the door was a major mood killer. After this we gave up on the door swing and settled for a good romp on the comfort of our bed.
So the product is made of strong materials and will certainly hold our weight.  But the limitations of a solid door behind the person in it and the strength required to get in it and stay it make it hard to use.  The soft padded seat is ok but it constantly feels like you are slipping off the seat when trying to get into a position to allow your partner to enter.  The door jam rods work well and certainly hold the swing in place.

Score out of 10 = 3
Recommendation: we do not recommend this for anyone based on our experience. It is difficult to get into and difficult to sit in. It also was impossible to enjoy having sex in it.
VIBRATIONS: N/A = Doesn’t vibrate
LOUDNESS: 5 = when thrusting against the door, your door hinges may squeak and noise can be heard from your bodies pushing against the door.
COMFORT: 1 = it is not comfortable to sit in, even with a padded seat.
QUALITY: 8 = it is made of strong material and will last a long time.
HER ORGASM: 0 = the uncomfortable positions this puts on to her body made it impossible to enjoy to even get close to an orgasm.
MY ORGASM: 0 = as it is difficult to enter my wife and actually have sex we both failed to have an orgasm using the swing.
LUBE: N/A
VALUE: We paid $89.95 AUD = slightly expensive.
(we bought this from an adult online store).
You can buy one from:
http://www.lovehoney.com.au/product.cfm?p=20331

This review is based on my opinion. In no way am I affilated with the company that makes it, nor was I paid in any way for this postive review.

Pipedream Cyber Snatch Deluxe

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Pipedream Extreme Cyber Snatch Deluxe

Masterbator sleeves are fantastic. They can be used for solo play and couple play. My wife bought me this as a surprise. She thought men missed out in the toy range compared to women so she decided to try something different just for me.

The first time we used this she had me tied down to the bed, blindfolded me and teased me till I was ready for action. Then she lubed me up and asked me if I was ready for something new. Not knowing what was planned I was trying to anticipate where this session was heading. I felt the sleeve slowly pushing over me until I was all the way in and realised fairly quickly due to the lack of warmth that this was a toy on me. Once inside it I felt my wife began doing slow long strokes. The feeling is really nice and it is a firm fit. This adds to the pleasure I was feeling. You can adjust the firmness by how tight you hold the outside.

It wasn’t long until she decided I was allowed to see what was happening and so the blindfold was removed but my arms and legs remained bound to the bed. The cyber snatch is soft pink in colour and partially see through. With each downward stroke I could see I was close to popping out of the other end.

The strokes began to go faster and I could tell I was getting closer. As my breathing quickened I was told that tonight it was all about me and she wanted me to come inside the sleeve. After a short while, I certainly did do just that.

Cleaning the toy is easy. Just rinse it out under warm water.

The feeling is much different from a hand and the fact you can see through the sleeve is a turn on.

The best thing about these toys are that they can be used in your alone time or with a partner. It could also be used as part of foreplay.

Score out of 10 = 8

Recommendation: Great addition to any bedroom.

VIBRATIONS: N/A = Doesn’t vibrate

LOUDNESS: 2 = when moving the sleeve it is as quiet as using your hand.

COMFORT: 10 = very comfortable quality material used.

QUALITY: 10 = high quality phthalate free

HER ORGASM: N/A = this is a toy for the men. However she can help enjoy you using it.

MY ORGASM: 8 = It is a different feeling to a hand and very enjoyable.

LUBE: N/A

VALUE: We paid $39.95 AUD = reasonable.

(we bought this from an adult store).

You can buy a similar one from:

http://www.kanoodle.com.au/sex-toys/pipedream-extreme-beaded-pussy.html

This review is based on my opinion. In no way am I affilated with the company that makes it, nor was I paid in any way for this postive review.

Sportsheets Bondage bed Sheet Set


Sportsheet Bondage Bedsheet Set

If you are new to bondage then this kit is ideal. The kit comes with a fitted soft bed sheet (black in colour) which is Velcro compatible and comes with 4 Velcro anchor pads and 4 sport cuffs to attach to the anchor points. The sheet is machine washable which is also great.

The idea is to use the sheet as your daily bed sheet so when you are feeling kinky and decide to have a bondage session, it is setup ready to go.

Q. So what makes this bondage kit better than other bed bondage products?

A. You can move the anchor points to anywhere on the sheet. This helps in keeping the person tied down in a comfortable position. Also you can move them to a new position very easily and never have the issue of the restraint not reaching them.

We enjoy this set and have had many enjoyable times with it and used to leave it set up ready to go on the bed.  

However one issue with this set is the sound made when moving the Velcro pads about. It is a very loud ripping sound that can be heard throughout our house even with the bedroom door closed.  

As we have a few young people staying in our house and don’t wish to explain the Velcro ripping sounds, we find this is one product we rarely use of late, purely due to the sound it makes.

When compared to other bondage kits we have, this one is the most versatile and easiest to use.  The ability to restrain your partner in any position on the bed with the simple Velcro anchors is excellent.   Every use of this set was a great fun session.  Bondage is a great way to prolong the pleasure and enjoy each other.

If you do buy this, be aware that it comes in a very large box.

Score out of 10 = 8

Recommendation: Great addition to any bedroom. Just consider before you purchase this, the noise made by the Velcro anchor pads and who you have in your house at the time.

VIBRATIONS: N/A = Doesn’t vibrate

LOUDNESS: 10 = when moving the Velcro anchor pads the sound can be heard throughout the house.

COMFORT: 10 = very comfortable material used.

QUALITY: 10 = every part of this product is made to last.

HER ORGASM: 10 = the restrictions of limbs in a comfortable position, makes it more fun to lay back and enjoy the pleasure and time spent on building a strong orgasm.

MY ORGASM: 10 = I always enjoy these bondage sessions.

LUBE: N/A

VALUE: We paid $199.95 AUD = expensive

(we bought this from our local adult store, supporting our local business).

This review is based on my opinion. In no way am I affilated with the company that makes it, nor was I paid in any way for this postive review.

Pipedream – Bedroom Bondage Kit

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We both like a bit of bondage with each other, the trust we have whilst restrained to a bed in knowing that we respect and won’t abuse the situation is important. That part I can’t stress enough.

This bedroom bondage kit is fantastic. We leave ours set up under the bed, discretely hidden by the mattress and attached to the slates on our bed. This way it is ready to go at any given moment. If the mood is right then it requires less setup time, so it won’t kill the moment.

My wife doesn’t like her legs restrained and so I respect that and only tie her hands/arms down. I blindfold her and love to gently tease her by running the whip over her nipples. Make sure to practice the whip on yourself to get an idea of how hard you can whip before it inflicts pain. The idea isn’t to hurt but to tease.
I also like to play sensual erotic music in earphones for her so she can’t hear or guess what I am doing. It adds to the surprise. Burn some scented oils, give a gentle massage is always a good start, or place some small dots of honey on her body and sensually suck and lick each spot off, start at the top and work your way down, she will love it.

We tend to take our time when using this kit and so our sessions go for a long time. This builds up to my wife having a very strong orgasm and it is fun watching her body convulse with the inability to curl up due to the restraints.

The ideas are endless with this kit and the restraints are very comfortable and cushioned. It is easy to move your partner onto their front or back with the quick release clips on each restraint. Just unclip each arm/leg and move them into the position you want and re-clip the restraints. The leather whip is sturdy and will last many years of play. The mask seems cheap, but it does the job.

This bedroom toy is used regularly during the year by us.

ABOUT THE TOY:

This kit includes:

2 Wrist Restraints
2 Ankle Restraints
4 Bedpost Extensions
Leather Whip
Satin Mask

The restraints and bedpost extensions are interlocking, giving you endless possibilities by simply connecting the clips together.

Score out of 10 = 9

Recommendation: Must have bedroom addition, add it to your toy drawer or leave it attached to your bed. Just make sure you get one.

VIBRATIONS: N/A = Doesn’t vibrate

LOUDNESS: N/A = only pleasurable moans to be heard here.

COMFORT: 10 = very comfortable material used.

QUALITY: 8 = the clips may break after time but can be easily replaced.

HER ORGASM: 10 = the restrictions of limbs makes it more fun to lay back and enjoy the pleasure and time spent on building a strong orgasm.

MY ORGASM: 10 = I always enjoy these sessions and enjoy the control this kit offers.

LUBE: N/A

VALUE: We paid $41.95 AUD = Reasonable

(we bought this from an online adult store).

You can buy one from:

https://t.cfjump.com/36076/t/31924

This review is based on my opinion. In no way am I affilated with the company that makes it, nor was I paid in any way for this postive review.

Indian God Lotion

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Indian God Lotion – desensitizing spray

I recently wanted to try a desensitizing spray to see if it could help me last longer when I am feeling really horny. I’m talking about the times when just the mention of something erotic, or my wife bending over in her tight clothes giving me the best view and I have an immediate erection. Those times. I decided to buy Indian God Lotion.

Now it is said that it can help with premature ejaculation and extend your performance etc…
The small container is said to hold about 16 sprays, mine lasted 10.
It recommends to spray onto the head of the penis 60 mins before sex.

So, on one of my “I am really horny nights” I applied it, within 30 mins I could feel a tingling feeling on the head of my penis. It is not a discomfortable feeling but it at least gave me an indication that it was working. After the 60 mins was up and my wife and I headed to the bedroom it was time to see how long I could last. Normally when I am this horny, we have to pick positions that my wife comes in easily. That way I don’t come well before she is ready to orgasm.

Well I lasted a long time, my wife had 2 orgasms to my one and she was feeling saw from the hours of my constant thrusting.

No just kidding…I did last longer, however I found it hard to come. The feelings I need to orgasm weren’t there. I had no problems maintaining my erection for the duration. When I did come, it just didn’t feel enjoyable, it was more like a chore that I knew I had to come as I was so horny and I certainly came well after my wife had hers. Also my wife could feel some numbness inside her and didn’t enjoy the session at all.  Now it is not suppose to rub off and numb your partner and I am not going to call her a liar.

We have tried this product several times, which is why I know how many sprays it lasted. Unfortunately I sprayed my fingers a few times due to not looking which way the nozzle was facing at the time of application. And no it didn’t numb my fingers.  But it reduced the times we could try it.

I started after applying it, to try and rinse off my penis head after I felt the tingling sensation and see if this helped in not numbing my wife’s vagina. Nothing seemed to work.  Now it may not numb your partner, but it certainly numbed mine and it took away from her enjoyment each time. The fact she could tell I was using it when a couple of times I didn’t let her, is proof that she could feel the difference.

So what do I recommend with this product, I feel it can be helpful in lasting longer, as I did every time. But certainly consider if it is preventing you from coming during your intimacy time, if it is then worth using. We will not be trying it again, as it was too effective for my wife and I.

We paid $30 for a bottle and I consider this reasonable.

It is listed as having these
Active Ingredients:
Radic Asari………………….0.2% Isopropyl Alcohol…………..70% Water……………………….29.5% Perfume……………………..0.3%

You can check these out yourself, if you are concerned about spraying this onto your penis.

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